A fork of Rural Dictionary
little bugs that crawl and bite your nut sack
me : DUDE! guess what !!??
jon: what!!??
me : my sack itches
jon: ok why are you telling me ?
me : tell your sleezy douche bag mom i said thanks for the crabs!
def1: infestation of the pubic hair by crab lice
def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.
crabs of the ocean
crabs in the balls
little bugs that like staying in your pubes
oh man, last night just when i was starting to fuck stacies mom, i saw lots of crabs in her pussy hair
these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.
Hey Steve, do you want to see my crabs?
Little animals found on the beach.
Samantha, don't talk to strangers, you'll get crabs.