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The Twisties

The act of twisting your penis to ejaculate. Usually done without lubercation. It’s pretty painful

Zach: dude I was doing the twisties earlier, man it fucking hurt but I came so much

by GDKInMyblood February 04, 2019

twisties

When some stupid assed ricer instigates a race with a faster car and loses, a common excuse is to make a statement about how their car handles better on curvy roads- ie the twisties.

"Yea, your Camaro may have just destroyed my rice wonder Sentra in a straight line, but I'll own you in the twisties."

by mofo-01 December 05, 2003

Twisty

A retarded person/someone who has Down's Syndrome.

Man, she works at that place that takes care of all the twisty's.

by FairyGirl_1974 December 25, 2008

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

by Shougo February 06, 2022

Poo Twisty

A twisted piece of toilet paper that is twisted inside the bumhole to remove poo.

Often seen of the floor of public toilets.

I walked into the bogs and low and behold there was a poo twisty discarded on the floor.

by PooTwisty October 28, 2019

twisty puzzle

A three dimensional twisty puzzle is usually made of a set of pieces that can change their position through a group of operations, obtaining different combinations. Physically, the rearrangement of positions is done through the rotation (twist) of some pieces around a point of the polyhedron (which may represent one of the pieces of the puzzle), which is usually located at the center of a face or a corner.

Often the puzzle pieces have one or more colors and the solved state is represented by the position in which each face of the polyhedron contains pieces of a single color.

A puzzle with intricate mechanisms such as the Rubik's Magic Cube, Fisher Puzzle, Rubik's Revenge, Pocket Cube, Pyraminx, Dodecahedron, Megaminx, Square-1, Skewb, Void, Floppy Cube, 7x7x7, and others.

Many are used in competitions regulated by The World Cube Association (WCA).

The original twisty puzzle, The Rubik's Magic Cube (3x3x3) has 43 Quintillion permutations. That's 43 followed by eighteen zeroes! The current world record is under five seconds.

by Immodest June 03, 2017

twisty face

What a speed freak has after too many days up.

Quit peeking outside! No one wants to see your twisty face!

by hannibal lickter April 28, 2005