A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time
Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off
When one tugs on thine member to create a money shot.
That nice woman heloed me achieve wank 'n' bank
The reverse of Wank Bank.
It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.
Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.
In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.
The act of masturbating vigorously over a strippers ass.
Bruh Daequan been wanking and banking in the back room. Fucking legend.
the stuff you masturbate or wank off to
Alan says i should send him porn for his wank bank