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grog

a Grog is a person within a large group of friends that is not bullied, but is generally the focus of the pain/happy slapping(which is as bad the holocaust according to a certain teacher)/swearing/etc within the group.

Personally, i am the 'Grog' of my group of friends

by Euan Forrest March 06, 2006

grog

Grog is a magical potion that is commonly served in bars and pubs that bestows upon the drinker awesome powers. Possible awesome powers include; Becoming the most knowledgable and funny man alive. Vomiting. Superhuman strength. Inability to feel pain. Inability to stand up. Desire to mate with the nearest member of the opposite species, regardless of their level of attractiveness, availability, or how dead they are. I love grog.

"Come on, you grog swilling grogger, let's get down to the grogging grog shop before we run out of grog" "I love grog"

by Martyn 'Grogsbury' Chuzzlegrog December 05, 2003

grog

A kind of beer or lager that is usually consumed by mighty pirates with a side of pretzels.

Yarr, I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate! I drink my grog and plunder the mysterious isles of Lucre, Jumbalaya, and Monkey.

by Puchie D November 12, 2002

Grog

The singer from Gothic Metal band, Die So Fluid

Happy Hallowe'en (song by grog)

by \\-Blood Pigs-// October 29, 2008

grog-not

a term used to describe the accumulation of poo attached to the hair which is found around your ass.

"the grognot was so big, i had to cut around it!"

by Benjamin \'benski\' Tomkinson September 19, 2003

grog

Current usage of grog is a group blog, or a blog made up of several people who blog about a common subject or lifestyle.

Some current writer's grogs include: The Debutante Ball, Killer Year, Murderati, and Good Girls Kill For Money.

by Kristy Kiernan March 07, 2007