Country Dictionary

A very thin and wrinkly penis that comes in any size

did u seriously suck his slim jim?

a man who's member resembles a piece of old rope

your dad has a slim jim

Dick, penis, dong.

is an example for slim jim necessary?

A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.

Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly

Used to describe a fatass.

Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim? Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.

A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.

"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"

An alternative name for vodka.

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke. Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?