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one of the greatest dictators to ever walk this earth he not only lead one of the most powerful armies that ever lived he also had a big part in taking down Hitler

Stalin was a powerful dude

Not the ideal person to represent communism, but moderately successful nonetheless.

Q: Why was Stalin so successful?

A: Because he was in-STALIN the five year plans.

To be truly and utterly bada$$ to the core. Also ruthlessely sexy and straight.

Look he is as bada$$ as Stalin. Cut the besides he definetly is straight.

A total hero. Liberator of the Russian peoples until he stepped down in the 40s, opening the way for the revisionist Khruschev. Contrary to popular belief instigated by bourgeois propaganda, he is not responsible for many deaths. He saved many more through policies that quickly industrialized Russia and brought it on par with the Western world.

Person 1: Oh man Stalin was terrible
Person 2: Off to the gulag with you

Stalin was a hero who fed hes people.

communist 1: Do you like the food Stalin fed us?

communist 2: Yes

a stalin is an enormous boner

emma: yo did you check out mr. petkus' stalin?
monka: ya, that shit was huge

The greatest world leader, in the world.

Stalin is our lord and savior.