A fork of Rural Dictionary
After an individual has performed oral sex, an act of suddenly spitting out the semen in response to something funny or surprising.
Tim: "Wtf Nancy, you spat all my cum on me." Nancy: "Sorry, you shouldn't have made me laugh then, I spit took" Dan: "how was last night with Jake" Kirsten:"it was good, but after I gave him a BJ, he made me laugh at the wrong time and I spit took"
failing to exact revenge on your opposition.
“You heard about boy who got shot and took it on a hop?” “Yeah he’s soft.”
When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.
Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.
To "take the 5th" or "plead the 5th" means to claim protection under the fifth amendment to the U.S. Constitution. This amendment says in part that no one "shall be compelled, in any criminal case, to be a witness against himself." If a person believes that his testimony might tend to provide incriminating evidence against himself, he can invoke the fifth amendment and he will not be required to answer.
Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job? Interviewee: They accused me of stealing four computers Interviewer: Did they make you confess? Interviewee: I took the fifth
Taking an L means "I took a loss." Which indicts I lost an a Argument, Proving points etc...
Today I took an L from my teacher.