A fork of Rural Dictionary
a silly concept, contrary to popular belief is not constant. It slows down outside a bathroom door, but inside is going at a much faster pace. Is also stretched when one is bored
"I was doing my business in the bathroom and when i had finished I found that time had passed alot faster outside and that Urban dictionary had taken over the world, shame really."
A force cearted by the ever-altering perception of all living things. Time causes all things in the universe to move from a state of order to one of chaos: eg. A glass smashes on the floor. And ordley arrangemet of molocues has been desroyed and cannot be put back together to resemble exactly tha way it was. Time must always move from the preasent to the future, the above example confirms this. It is not currenly possible to manipulate time, for eaxample to make it go slower or faster. However, the rate a which time passes for an object/orgamisim can change depending on how close to light speed they are going. It is theroised that time comes to campleate stop inside black holes becuse of the emmense gravity and other factors.
The flow of time can be measuerd unsing insutaments designed by humans.
Something every lazy person/couch potato has.
Couch Potato: "Okay, honey, I'll do it later! You act like I don't have enough time and shit!" Lazy Person's Mother: "Lazy Person, clean up your room!" Lazy Person: "I'll do it later when I have time".