A fork of Rural Dictionary
a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday" "i've got some sort of yeast infection :(" "a yeast infection? where?" "in my tuesday :'(" "not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.
You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
Tuesday is a day where you and your homies get together and masterbate together. Or even have a gang bang.
Guy : Hey man it's Tuesday you know what that means Guy : Yeah, we gang.
A day in the week we’re everyone can get horny without getting guarded
Girl: Omg he send me a dick pic Boy: wait but it’s Tuesday Girl: Oh silly me it’s TUESDAY
The week day equivalent to beige. This day has come to be known as the "Basic Bitch Day"
George: I like Tuesdays, there's just something about them I like Michael: This is why your dad left you, George
Tuesday is the worst day in the world. Useually a school day where everything goes wrong. There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil. B: Must be Tuesday.