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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 16, 2018

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021