A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe a larger than average penis. Although having a intercourse with a person who posses a "vacation dick" is arguably more pleasurable it can also be more irritating to the genetalia. A boyfriend dick is daily dick where as a "vacation dick" is for when you want a one or even sometimes two night stand.
"I'm happy with my boyfriend dick but there are some days in which in need that vacation dick."
An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation
Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii. That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.
The dick you go searching for while on vacation. Unlike the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is usually girthy in size, starting at 9' and up.
"Remember that guy I fucked on the beach last holiday ? He had the ultimate vacation dick"
A humongous penis one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend dick Usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called Tyrese.
Jennifer: I can't even stand today after the night with Rafael. Alyson: Sounds like he's got a real vacation dick
An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.
Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.
Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.
My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.
A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm! Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that! boyfriend dick