Country Dictionary

An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.

Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.

Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness

Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter. Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche! Person A: Agreed. Person B: Mango Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies

When your friend is being such a big pussy they turn into a giant vagina.

He's being such a vagiant. This is the 6th time in a row he's blown us off.

A huge woman; a female with exceptionally pronounced limbs, facial features, and jowls.

Holy cow, did you just see that vagiant lumber past us?

someone who is a big pussy and acts like one.

Person 1: I don't want to fight that guy, he will definitely kick my ass! Person 2: Come on, you can do it, don't be a vagiant!

A nickname for the New York Giants or the San Francisco Giants.

The New York Vagiants make football fagish.

A word used to describe a very large vagina.

"Whoa dude. That chick had 15 kids! She's got a vagiant for sure!!"