A fork of Rural Dictionary
To vomit, specifically somewhere it is least wanted.
I can't believe that guy yorked in my closet.
York - to vomit suddenly with vigorous convulsions. The most uncomfortable way to throw up.
That leftover tuna salad made me york so hard my neighbors called an ambulance.
Slang first used in boring parts of Massachusetts. The state of squirting liquid out of one's mouth or nose, due to great fits of laughter.
Yesterday while I was drinking my juice box, Emily said something wicked funny and made me york!
Hates life and people and has an inability to think of things other than the negatives. These people are horrible to be around and will suck all the happiness out of you. Tall and gangly, Yorks sulk around the streets carrying with them an air of social dissent.
Who invited that york, he's going to ruin the party!
The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.
Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions? York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time Ray Naker: Yo wtf? York: Does that make sense?
Another word for someone who resembles a Grizzly Bear woken up from his hibernation prematurely by some poor unsuspecting hikers.
"I think I've stumbled across a York"