A fork of Rural Dictionary
An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.
I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.
A word that fits any context and can be applied aslong as there is a fitting corresponding action committed by another homo sapien. Commonly used when something is beginning to become either awkward or strange or after a questionable performance of low iq is shared amongst humans. can also be used to describe someone who commonly commits these acts without fail.
humans: *has normal conversation* window: "yeh my nans dead" humans: *exist* window: "What kinda porn do you watch?" humans: *walks down corridor* window: *grabs person* humans: *tries to get through the day without dealing with window* window: *says something with such low iq you genuinely feel your grades go down in exams you had years ago*
The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.
"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"
The name of the operating systems made by Microsoft, which has developed from quite simple beginnings, into a more and more bloated and resource hungry OS. The reason 99% of people use it is because it's the only fucking thing available with good software/hardware support. Each succesive release was designed to take advantage of the new and more powerful technologies available. Or in plain English, the extra bloat in the new version would require more powerful hardware, negating the extra processing power available and cancelling out the benefits of more powerful (not to mention expensive) hardware.
Person A: Windows sucks. Person B: Why don't you use something else then? Person A: Like what? Person B: Linux? Mac? Person A: Do they support all my hardware and programs? Person B: Ah.
A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.
I use Linux because I just don't like Windows. That's it.
A definition on Urban Dictionary used by minority Apple fans to whine about Windows because there's not much else to do on a mac.
Tired of playing with the dock and dashboard widgets, the mac user opened up Internet Explorer: Mac Edition to create anti-microsoft definitions on urbandicionary. Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.