Country Dictionary

A complete idiot.

How did you not know that? You're such a yomp.

To get head, fellatio, dome, top, etc. Preferably in the morning, thus asserting "Morning yomp". The best kind of yomp there is.

"you get anything last night"
"nah but she gave me yomp this morning it was fire"

The act of taking a bite of something in a disgusting manor.

He took a yomp out of that raw beef at the Mays landing Walmart.

Taking a large bite of something while having little to a quarter left of that food. This can be anything in particular including non-edible materials.

“ this nigga really just took a yomp of my burger and gave me back nothin”

A not-so pleasant way to tell someone to get lost.

She wouldn't leave me alone, so I told her to yomp

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

thick. when someone has a fat ass. fattest youve ever seen.

"Kyle holy shit look at that girl."
"Bro. Yomps!"