A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cowboy looking mofo who is a total living fuckboy: A good example is Sam Collins
guy 1: Hey have you heard heard of Sam Collins? guy2: Yeah he’s a total Colt Navy Fuckboy
When a tough guy navy prick listens to music. Pretty much the least amount of talent is required to play this music. He thinks he sounds cool listening to metal, but everybody knows hes a douche.
Adam: Bro, I hate John's taste in music. Steve: ikr, listens to all that navy metal
Calum ellis, has a back that looks lit a pepperoni pizza and cries at every minor inconvenience.
HAWLL IS AHT CALUM THE NAVY NIT??
Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.
They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.
Navy is a cool person. Navy usually doesn't know what to gender themselves. Navy is also a child and wants to eat slime that looks like chocolate. Navy is an annoying person. I take it back, Navy isn't cool, actually. Navy is just an annoying child who spams on discord.
You're acting like Navy today!