A fork of Rural Dictionary
This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night 2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night
The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.
Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.
Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
“Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners. This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members. Chulo 1: Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.' Chapo 2: Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.
I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
When you are on a roller coaster and your adrenaline gets pumping then you get a boner
While I was at Canada's Wonderland i was on a roller coaster and i got a roller boner