A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who purposely gets in your way, especially if you're trying to get with someone. A Cock Blocker of sorts.
I'm not gonna jump in between you two, I ain't no Flash bub. Go get her.
when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.
Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub
Smoothie (following the food combining way of eating) popularized by the health blogger/youtuber/instagramer Kenzie Burke
It's 7 a.m. and I am going to take a picture of my tropical Bub to post an instagram story
Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting
Why were you behind that dumpster? Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart. or I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.
A Nickname which has be known to be given to men. These men are typically known for slaying the most pussy, drinking the most beer, and having the biggest thingamajig. This is much a foreign concept to most of the world except for certain areas in maine and seabrook nh.
Person1: shit buddy look there's bub sauce Blanchard I hear he's got a 12 inch diddauy Person2: it's true my wife told me she was having an affair with him after she had to get stiches from getting stretched out. Person1: shittahdamn he had to of been given ah tha corn!
To say you’re going to be somewhere but then cancel last minute.
Man, Bubba is pulling a bub again! He cancelled a minute before the event