A fork of Rural Dictionary
The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc) Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons.. She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of) A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger. TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant _________ Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy! Botched: bok bok!! Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly* Junior: picks up botched from school Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program* Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold Security: *attempts to detain the beak* Junior: *eyes turn fiery red* “Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!” security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear* Junior: *leaves with the beak* _____ Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of ————- Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain _____________ “Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably “What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably __ Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
To mess something up so bad that you might as well kermit suicide.
God damn it Anthony! You botched it again.