A fork of Rural Dictionary
The inability to be cock blocked. Adj.
Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"
"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"
A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on
You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.
Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.
Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??