A fork of Rural Dictionary
The inability to be cock blocked. Adj.
Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"
"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"
A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on
You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.
Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.
Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??
when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.
Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."