A fork of Rural Dictionary
It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.
Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right? Girl: Your my ex! Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy. Girl : I mean you do give good dick. Boy: Bet Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?" "Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah” “Yeah?” “Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!” “Oh bet”
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck? Uhh why? Because it’s National fuck your crush day Wooow that was smooth... sure
Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not
Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today