A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a creepy dude comes up behind you scaring the living daylights out of you. He may stroke you from behind, maybe accidentally on purpose and then say oh I'm sorry my paw slipped.
When you tell your friend or sister to help! Thad dude is a creeping kangaroo. A creepin kangaroo male stroking a female kangaroo"s tail at the zoo.
A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)
Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard
This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.
Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.
165.2° Fahrenheit (Hot)
Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT
An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore
1. When someone cheats you out of an opportunity, or when someone deceives you, so they can get the upper-hand in a competition.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
Yeah, Brian was Kangarooed in the Injustice 2 Tournament ,sad shit bros!
To get kicked out of something.
Stop cyber-bullying or get kangarooed from this chat.
Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.