A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kangaroo is the 13th zodiac sign.The dates of that zodiac sign are currently unknown as the only known Kangaroo is Rebenciuc who keeps his birth date secret.Yet we only knows one Kangaroo we know for sure that it is by far the best zodiac sign.It is superior in every single aspect to the other signs.Also,Kangaroos tend to be really fat,have weird fetishes on feet like Cezar Petru Popescu and have crushes on girls who are 50-60 years younger than them.
That guy is mainstream...he can't be a Kangaroo.He must be a libra though.
A giant rabbit that can kick your ass.
Hey bro watch out for that Kangaroo, he is wearing boxing gloves.
Male who cowardly retreats/contracts its genitalia upon a being presented a challenge.
Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out. Albert, you're such a kangaroo!
A martial artist who is very good at kicking, punching, and jumping around.
Brutus pushed Billy Jack and Billy did some Kangaroo action on his ass!
(Noun) A girl who is stubborn and won't get off your D.
Biscuits man...Jessica is so stubborn and won't get of my d and it is getting old; I am a gentlemen, I can't keep bagging these kangaroos.