A fork of Rural Dictionary
Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael
Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"
Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.
"That person is Michaelism at its finest."
When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
She will take Michael secret to the grave
here we see a wild Michael anusursius is out on the daily hunt for women but then the Russell chadius comes and takes the woman and the Michael anusursius has to watch how the Russell chadius has victory over the Michael anusursius
the Michael anusursius is a failure
I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all
Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass
A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?
B: No, but isn't he just great!
A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon