Country Dictionary

When somebody calls u at a dinner 20 or more times and at late night when ur tryna talk to hoes

A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck

lord and savior

"aye yo my nigga, poo ass?"

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper

"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"

The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.

Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.

Crispy burnt.

Burnt poo in a pull up tastes disgusting.

The act of using chewing tobacco to loosen the bowels, and go poo.

Man that fart smells, might be time for a poo & chew

1. The name used to describe the pipes and canal works in a sewerage farm.
2. another term used to describe diarrhea

1. once the poop goes through filter one it travels down the poo stream to filter two.
2. i waas on teh toilet for an hour, it was a mighty poo stream gushing down there