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Tonsils

the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens

A: whos your favorite graystillplays character? B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils A: nice :D

by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

Tonsillitis

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

tonsils

The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.

My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.

by man in the universe October 31, 2011

Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

by Kassmander March 07, 2019

tonsilitis

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...

My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.

by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006

tonsils

the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils

Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.

by Mcderbs the Great May 04, 2009

tonsilitis

an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.

i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.

by mescelestus June 07, 2006