Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dog burglar

The male version of a cat burglar.

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.

by Dark_Brotherhood May 24, 2024

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet? DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars. That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet? DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars. That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 08, 2023