A fork of Rural Dictionary
a game that requires 8 people and 2 cars. each team has a driver and a navigator as well as 2 people that get dropped off. you start the game with the driver and navigator taking 2 kids from the other team, blindfolding them and dropping them off at an unknown location (set parameters such as drive for 10 min, no highway) and then the other team has to find them and then the teams race back to a certain destination
How was that game of kidnap last night? It was insane! It took us 30 minutes to locate everyone!
To seize and confine usually for a ransom. This can be done a few different ways: By force, by trickery, or by conking somone on the head and stuffing them in the trunk of your car. The common tools used in a kidnapping are: Ether Guns Knives Candy Don't forget though, when kidnapping someone try not to attack them while they're wearing high heeled shoes. They could wind up kicking you in the crotch/chest depending on your gender.
A common kidnap scene: Mr. Doom: Hey kid, come over here. Walter: What for mistah? Mr. Doom: I want to give you something. Walter: Okeedokee! ^_^ Mr. doom: *grabs kid and stuffs him into the trunk of his car* Walter: Mmph... Mr. Doom: I win. Huzzah!
" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"
A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.
Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold