A fork of Rural Dictionary
Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.
Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!
Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.
Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.
If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package