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barney

a noob,derp or clumpnugget

guy 1: what a day
barney:i love u u love me we a big happy faimy
guy1: shut up you homosexual noob

by derpdog April 28, 2012

Barney

The best and swaggiest guitar player in the world who dresses like a grandpa.

Barney you are slaying today

by ConnysDeadCorpse June 08, 2023

Barney

A purple pervert who tells kids he loves them.

I love Barney
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by Teletubbie2116 March 13, 2019

barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.

"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger

by jbttum3 March 02, 2010

Barney

A pedophile in a thicc purple costume

Oh look its barney the thicc boi

by Barney the addict September 25, 2020

barney

barney is a huge guy in a costume who pretends to be frendly. why there are always new kids you ask, barney eats them alive!!

barney ate my son

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

barney

slang for purple fentanyl

i just got some fire barney, i can’t wait to go home and smoke it.

by pinkeepai January 21, 2024