A fork of Rural Dictionary
The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.
Example: @ Restaurant
You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...
Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"
*After the fact*
"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"
Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.
“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”
Sauce ketchup (also written as "sauce catch-up" or "sauce catchup") is the art of keeping you and your homies up to date on which sauce you like and exchanging good sauce with each other.
Not to be confused with actual sauce, the sauce as referred to here most often means the original source of NSFW content.
*After exchanging sauce*
A: It's important to share and make sure everyone's still on board you know?
B: So like a sauce ketchup?
Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes
My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified
when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**
guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart
A term for uncensored blood. Also simply ketchup
Person 1: bleeds
Person 2: Oh my god there is red ketchup everywhere!
Person 3:yes, i like ketchup.
Person 4: the blood is not censored