A fork of Rural Dictionary
The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.
Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house? Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.
When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland
I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!
One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".
Human: OMG it's Kai!!! Moron: Who? Human: Kai! From Milquetoste! Moron: Ohh...