A fork of Rural Dictionary
You kill cats, bit you always get away with i.
Cat owner: Omg you killed my cat
You: I was born on the 16th of March
Cat owner: Oh,ok…
Send nudes to someone you trust on December 16th. Be sure they don’t fall in the wrong hands.
“Hey Jessica it’s December 16th send nudes day.” “You know what that means?” “ Alright Jack” “I like you anyways.”
aggressively make out with your homie today!
homie 1: yo bro its August 16th
homie 2: oh emm gee i forgot
*homie 1 and 2 start to aggressively makeout*
National Appreciation for Sex Day.
Hey Samantha I know we are only in 2nd grade but its August 16th!
16th august is the birthday of the most beautiful and charming and absolutely woman ever. the girl born on the 16th of august has prettiest eyes, extremely beautiful lips, and has red blushing cheeks. the most charming and gorgeous woman to ever walk the face of the earth. this diva is born to only be loved and sought after but still does immense work for her husband, herself and her cute little future children called golgappas. absolute love.
"hey wifie, were you born on august 16th"
"yes, babe"
"checks out, lovely"