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Tromboner

When a male individual is in the action of masturbating, and they all of a sudden ejaculate extremely loud, much like a Trombone.

"hey, I hear edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 02, 2020

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.

"hey, I heard Edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 02, 2020

tromboner

the best instrument in the world also known as the trombone it is long with a slide hense the name

what is that oh thats a tromboner oh cool can i play

by tododeku shipping cosplayer February 25, 2020

Tromboner

When a trombonist gets an erection. You generally notice this when a female trombonist walks by or helps him with his trombone. These tromboners can be used as a nickname for someone or as a word for the actual erection. It just makes sense you know? (Go trombonists)

Girl 1~ Oh my Jesus! That slut walked past again and bent over in his face Girl 2~ Awe poor guy, now he has a tromboner

by AnonymousGurl7654 April 03, 2018

Tromboner

The scientific word for a trombone

James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?” Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner

by jewphonium October 12, 2022

Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.

"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."

by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020

Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner over them.

"Hay yo i have like the worst Tromboner right now.........can you help."

by I got a pocket full almonds April 21, 2017