A fork of Rural Dictionary
Munted is an informal way of describing an unatractive human being its more creative then regularly calling someone ugly or unattractive
Ugh can't believe Mike fucked Lisa she is munted
completely off your face to the point of facial distortion
"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"
Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance. Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state. They are; - The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s). - Energy levels. - Sleep deprivation. - Psychological state of mind. - Other similar influencing factors. - The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude. This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.
Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.
when something is absolutely retarded and broken
kid with broken leg: oi my leg is munted
a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".
"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted". you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"