A fork of Rural Dictionary
Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
Saying that your going to skip under a rainbow means that you are going to KYS
Wyd today
I’m going to skip under a rainbow
To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.
Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"
"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"