A fork of Rural Dictionary
the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.
When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort. The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.
Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary? Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.
You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets
Stiff neck reduces whiplash
Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff