A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whipping it out in public,i.e a plane train bus.
Hey jonnys doing a neil
Niggle Neil is a mythical character part of the folklore of a local town in Hurstville New South Wales in Sydney Australia. Niggle Neil is known by the locals to lie and trick the locals into believing his fantastical stories. Some of the local children fondly refer to him as Niglis Piglis sometimes.
O my good news I’ve been bamboozled by Niggle Neil, I can’t believe I actually fell for his Dunbar rover lie!
For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO
person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥
When the song sweet Caroline shuts off unexpectedly right before the best part
Nothin but a case of Neil diamond blue balls
neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"
They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
Neil and Jessica are the perfect couple