Country Dictionary

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

A elf is a FUCKING FAKE CHISTMAS THING THAT IS JUST CREEPY
IT STAIRS INTO YOU’RE SOLE AT NIGHT

Hey have u seen what my elf has done today?

It means E. L. F.

ever lasting fuckbuddy

You are my elf

Evil Little Fucker. . .

K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas