A fork of Rural Dictionary
sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right." "I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
A leather rose is a synonym for an anus.
The woman moaned as her partner passionately performed fellatio on her leather rose.
The impervious dick
Girl: "I have the clap" Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"
Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe
When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.