Country Dictionary

Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.

*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES! *Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!

Girl 10% Rule

Women (or girls) are required to leave at least 10% of their food behind on their plate, no matter the quantity or volume of food involved.

She left part of that bagel behind. It's the girl 10% rule in action!

Goodman rule

Highly intoxicated. Having had many alcoholic drinks.

I will sign on with you guys tonight but the Goodman rule applies. He was at the game and the Goodman rule was in full effect.