A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
Me: “ do you like the man bun”
Her: “absolutely not”
Means she 100% likes the man bun
Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”
When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"
An endangered governing system.
All power on the king.
Easy to be abdicated.
The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.
The King's children are his successors.
Used to dominate most of the world's government.
Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.
When you are run over by a 400 ton truck
My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday
Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist