A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess. Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!" Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.
Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch
A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet? Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)