A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is literally retarded
This department is like a spaghetti map
Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded
This department is like a spaghetti map
The hobby of reviewing ever place you step foot in on Google Maps.
A practice mastered through the art of not sleeping and bein' so bored.
The review may be good, bad, indifferent, business help/hurt , ect.
Your reviews then make you something of a "helpful person" to all the jerks that live around yinz.
Last night I couldn't sleep and nothing was on the tube so, I went on Google maps to go G-mapping the local restaurants I've dined at.
When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.
Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.
When your bestie falls off the map! Essentially, your buddy could be off the grid or lost in space.
“I haven’t heard from my homie in ages. Where has he been? He must be map fallin’!”
Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.
Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)