Country Dictionary

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.

"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"

A term used to define your household, home, location.

Mike:Hey John, where are you? John: I'm chillin' at my ponderosa.

commonly used when one highly doubts or questions the veracity of a statement

guy a: have you seen the latest matrix movie, it was awesome. guy b: ponderosa!

A smelly smell that could have been avoided with the help of general hygienic practices.

You:"My homegirl be smelling like something died" Me:Me "you mean smelling like some ponderosa?"

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge. Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.

Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.

A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".

"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"