Country Dictionary

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Bent Knee Brad

A skinny male with knees that arch backwards while standing in an upright position.

Hey look there's bent Knee brad , he loves them slam hogs!

by Smith salvages August 05, 2018

Bent-O-Ween

Like the similar sounding holiday that happens to fall on the same day; Bent-O-Ween/Bentoween is a tradition on the 31st October for faggits wanting to get spooky!

You coming Frick Or treating on Bent-O-Ween bro?

What’s your Bent-O-Ween costume this year?

I’m on the Trussen

by Trussen January 16, 2024

Bent-O-Ween

Halloween for bent people aka George Campbell

Yes bro you coming Frick Or Treating on Bent-O-Ween?

by Trussen February 13, 2024

Get Bent British Style

The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)

Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?

British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”

Chad: What’d he do next?

British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.

by Stylophone Jack April 24, 2021

Mr bent over

Mr bent over

Hi I’m mr bent over

by Beachcat23 October 18, 2021

bent bitches

curvy gay bitches who get shit done, bent bitches.

those girls are bent bitches.

by thickysicky November 14, 2021

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 04, 2012