A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you use improper or substituting contraception, such a plastic wrap, but the friction causes a rash to develop afterwards.
Boy 1: Bro why you walking like that?
Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!
When you drag someone by there feet behind a car or camel
In my second tour of Afghanistan I saw a women get an afghan road rash
Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."
Person 2: "Kill yourself."
You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
When you eat a girl out and you get irritation on your chin
Damn bitch gave me chin rash!
the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.
that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night