A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).
Heads up, I am janked this morning!
Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.
Jacob: yo Sam whats up man
Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"
Sam: Nah B
Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!
When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
It is the best Tower on roblox, it is very hard and definitely fun.
Guy 1: Yo tower of jank gameplay is so fun
Guy 2: Just wait until the 8th floor