A fork of Rural Dictionary
In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
A never ending loop-hole of sadness and depression and only ends when you make it to heaven. person: I hate 2020 2020: heres a pandemic, killer hornets, 8 hurricans, and the death of Kobe Bryant person: it can't get worse also 2020: I WILL TAKE ALL THE TOILIT PAPER
2020 ruined life for everyone
An often exaggerated, misinterperated and over used word. Life's ACTUAL meaning is to eat eggs. Thus completing lifes beautiful cycle. I'm sorry, I'm very tired..
Abigail McFrogmudgritker: "Oh isn't life cruel!??" Samuel H Stevanerankop: "No you bitch, shit off you tit. Get on with eating my balls you wank licker."